Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.
From Life in Cold Blood
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.
BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD.
SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE. KILIMANJARO? BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES? BEEN AND DONE. FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP. NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.
Hey, remember when we thought this was, like, a fun superhero parody with silly songs and whatnot? And we all laughed and laughed? And then the last five minutes happened?
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT
he got everything he wanted, and it only cost him a Penny
*burst into tears*
Why the fuck doesn’t this have eight million notes? Get it together, tumblr.
Reblog every time.
I love this guy. But the fact that it’s emphasized that he’s a MALE feminist is bad. I know hundreds of woman who get barely any notes, simply because they’re “just another girl”. But when it’s a guy? Over 100,00 notes. This guy is amazing for supporting feminism, but so are the hundreds of thousands of unheard voices who aren’t recognized because of they’re gender. That right there is exactly what we’re trying to prevent here. It’s awesome when EVERYONE pushes for equality; not just men.
my little brother came home, threw the 2012 Guinness Book of World Records on my lap and said “I want you to read or look through this you’ll thank me later”and walked away
i don’t understand
i now understand
i cant read th e record????
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john was so lonely that the moment he found someone exciting and interesting who was interested in him as well he literally murdered someone for threatening that person without a second thought
Actually, it was that John was so bored that he would do that. And he was disappointed that the man died so quickly.
John Watson is terrifying.
Yeah, dude, you should probably stop romanticizing John’s actions. Yeesh.