dorkkybatch:

Martin is such a sweet guy.

(Source: benedictsolo, via honorarytenenbaum)

unelanabolvangar:

booasaur:

cellfangirl:

So to get to 51% of the electorate the Republicans are going to have to pull some votes from previously offended demographics.

the greatest part of yesterdays episode. now wheres the womens part?

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i love how the white guy begins to speak for black people, but no! an actual black person got this.

And then he starts to speak for women, but again, no! an actual woman got this.

No chance for you to speak over the opressed today, friend

(via carry-on-wayward-mockingjay)

lacigreen:

coconutduckbaby:

honeyweregoingdown:

This helped me a lot.

"We’ve had sex before" is the one I heard most from my ex, however most of these can be applied to my previous relationship. I am so glad that this is here. 

important.

(Source: cantcatchthesloth, via carry-on-wayward-mockingjay)

clisneyprincess:

you could study for exams or you could stick your head in the toilet and flush it 34 times

(Source: prlncest, via solemn-marauder)

voodooling:

Sherlock: Mummy, this is John.

Mrs. Holmes: … Afghanistan or Iraq?

John: … Brilliant.

A follow up to this post

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

(Source: sunkern-deactivated420, via dancybutt)

fuckyeahvintageillustration:

'The boys' Cuchulain - heroic legends of Ireland ’ by Eleanor Hull; with sixteen illustrations in colour by Stephen Reid. Published 1910 by T. Y. Crowell & Company, New York.

See the complete book here.

(via bitchkrieg)

heimdallll:

omnisam:

My two favorite photos I took at comic con this year.

Exhibit A: What happens when two Jokers meet 

Exhibit B: Heimdall taking the escalator

heimdall is obviously guarding the bridge to the second floor you mortals

(via thepersonsuit)

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

(via thepersonsuit)

batmanpants:

sobbing-teenage-mess:

xanyi:

audreyii-fic:

Hey, remember when we thought this was, like, a fun superhero parody with silly songs and whatnot? And we all laughed and laughed? And then the last five minutes happened?

Remember that?

I DO.

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT

he got everything he wanted, and it only cost him a Penny

*burst into tears*

(via dancybutt)

artbylexie:

A Sherlolly tutorial: Part One!

From idea to final sketch.

Trying to draw with a big bandage isn’t easy, but I think I managed.

Is this what y’all were looking for?

(via lono285)

Anonymous asked: what's the shortest you'd date?

meladoodle:

12 inches.. wait ohHH you meant HEIGHT

stitchnik:

If anyone is jaded about the cuteness of bunnies it’s me- but

MOLLY HOOPER IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY ADORABLE BUNNY

made by The Stitchy Button on etsy

(Source: buneesi)

j0hnchoi:

And then there were three presents, and three octopuses

(Source: choichan, via sherlollysmooch)